Eleven

Hey;
WATERLOO ROAD IS ON TONIGHT.
I've had a pretty good day to say I was dreading it this morning. Last night I was dead with this horrible cold, but it's cleared up a little bit since about lunch time. I really hope it doesn't come back tonight.
So when I got to school today, we were sat in the French corridor and some trampy year 10 was sat in the other bit, the cold bit, and he was making retarded noises so I was like 'would you mind shutting up?!' (bear in mind I get really angry and hate everything and want to kill everyone when I'm ill) and he was all 'why don't you shut up you slag' and I was like LOL HE THINKS I'M A SLAG FAIL.
And then we went to the science block for tutor and Delectable #1 had a jumper on instead of his suit jacket and I noticed he is very skinny, but the suit jacket makes him look broader. You didn't need to know that. And Lauren had been out on the booze last night and her head was throbbing, so we shouted everything at her just to be cool. I got Jono to do it as well, and he went 'oh I'm going to have a very fun day' :P
And then we were in tutor and I was feeling so horrible I put my head down on the table and went to sleep. Mr Ormerod thought it was funny and just left me to it. That's the difference between him and Mr Major. Major would have come up behind me and gone WAKEUPSAM in my ear hole and my reaction would have been to punch him in the face and then I'd get excluded. Fail.
And then it was maths and we spent most of the lesson doing stuff about circles BECAUSE WE HAVE FINISHED HISTOGRAMS YAY YAY YAY.
And then it was RE and I hate RE so much but it went quite quickly so we were okay. And then at break I was so cold I had to huddle with Bec for warmth. And then in Business, Lauren was acting really daft and I think she must have been still drunk because at one point she started colouring in the gap between her eyebrows and telling me she had grown a mono. She's a strange lady.
And then it was dinner and Delectable #1came in with Mr Snow and he still didn't have his suit jacket on so we had a very good view of his backside when he left. And when Bec and Zo went to get some food, they made up a theme song for him. It's like the dum, dumdumdum dum of the intel computer advert, but with Nom's, so it's nom, nomnomnom nom. Yes, we are cool. Envy us ;D
And then I had science with my tutor, Mr Ormerod, and because we're doing static electricity he had the Van de Graff generator out, so he could show us loads of stuff. And he went 'we need someone, with nice, clean, blonde hair...SAM.' and I was like ffs ¬_¬ And he made me go on it and gave me an afro. It was quite funny but annoying at the same time. And then Kirsty went around poking people on the bum with the pointy spark thing.
And then in English, Mrs Richards decided to victimise me. Because I got an A in the exam, and we were doing role-play, she said that I had to be Jack, a character in Lord Of The Flies. I was not impressed. But in the end we ran out of time so I got away with it anyway. WIN.
I need to go and do my business work now. And my French. Then I can write some more. I've been working on a new project, and I can't wait to get it all up and running. I love writing first chapters. If I could, I'd write a book of first chapters. Srsly.
PEACE AND HAPPY SAM.
WATERLOO ROAD IS ON TONIGHT.
I CANT WAIT.
MR MEAD; YES PLEASE.
rant over.
bye!